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Dog quotes (by Humans)

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"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"

--Unknown

 

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."

-- Unknown

 

 

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."

-- Robert Benchley

 

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

-- Rita Rudner

 

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."

-- James Thurber

 

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."

-- Ann Landers

 

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

-- Robert A. Heinlein

 

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

 

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."

-- Ben Williams

 

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." -Anonymous

 

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -Ann Landers

 

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." -Will Rogers

 

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -Ben Williams

 

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves

himself." -Josh Billings

 

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."-Andrew A. Rooney

 

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.

And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever

made." -M.Facklam

 

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."-Sigmund Freud

 

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have

known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."-James Thurber

 

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." -Penny Ward Moser

 

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley

 

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -Rita Rudner

 

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current

events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of

late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are

often continued in the next yard." Dave Barry

 

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a

dog."-Franklin P. Jones

 

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That's almost $21 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein

 

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

 

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"-Anne Tyler

 

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein

 

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."

-- Unknown

 

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."

-- Josh Billings

 

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

-- Andrew A. Rooney

 

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.

You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.

You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

-- Unknown

 

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;

that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

-- Mark Twain

 

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt,

and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."

-- John Steinbeck

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